|All hail.... the Queen.... of Road Rage!
||[Sep. 23rd, 2008|08:11 pm]
|||||Puscifer - Queen B||]|
I am a whore when I get behind the wheel. The terror that spews out of all orfices when I drive is evil. I am an ugly bitchhole. It's that fucking simple.
So, back to why I am at this point, I need to have a camera in my car, for the simple fact that this shit needs to be recorded. I am insane. Don't think anyone is excluded from this. There are absolutely, and I stick to this in a very strict fasion, no exceptions! If you are in my path, you better get the fuck out of the way. I am on a mission at all times, which is point A to point B. If you come in contact, seriously, just move over. It's in YOUR best interest. Truely!
To continue, my journey to the crackhouse, this morning was not as bad as some have been. I got 4 mins down the road before encountering my first intruder. I have bald ass tires, so there was not the possibility to pass this person, without my crashing into something, or someone. Then the bullshit happens, and we[me and the fuck in front of me] approach the shithead pack[ the dumbass slow piece of shit doing 28 in a 35 and the 6 cars behind him]. Thank goddess for my addiction to the double-shot starbucks/energy drinks, as I had to stop at the gas station. So, I only follow these fucks for around 4mins.
After getting my sbux fix for the day, I get back into the madness mobile. The rest of my trip wasn't too bad, until I was almost to work, and this stupid fucking bitch in a minivan does the "I'm gonna go... no wait... Im not, oh, wait...I'm gonna pull out in front of you, just barely avoiding slamming into the side of your car!!" I had to slam on my brakes so that I didnt hit her. I really fucking cant stand that shit!
However, my all time pet-peave that people in the south do a lot more then back home, is use the turning lane as a lane to "pull into when you are to fucking impatient to wait your goddamn turn!" That is so fucking stupid. Then what gets my ass going more is when you do that shit, and then expect me to let you over into the proper lane. No you dumbass bitchhole, you will have to get behind me just like the rest of the fucks.
Ah, I feel better now! More to come on this matter in the very near future!